Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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