Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
