i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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