Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I pour the whiskey from now on
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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