Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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