so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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