He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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