that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I am naked and annoyed.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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