i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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