Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize