Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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