He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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