I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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