Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
