This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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