butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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