My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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