you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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