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I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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