he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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