As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
A bitchslap is in order.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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