I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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