the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
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ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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