eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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