I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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