god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The power of my boobs compel you
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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