i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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