You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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