windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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