why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There r osticjed everywhere
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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