i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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