Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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