that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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