If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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