I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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