Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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