yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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