He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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