You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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