so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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