What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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