You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
