If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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