Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
