she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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