Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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How does it feel to date your dad?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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