I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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