He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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