Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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