The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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