is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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