I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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