this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Found your dick twin last night
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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