apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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