You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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